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“And on the eighth day, God created the Bestest Blog Ever”

You’re here, so you’re either curious or lonely.

Or maybe you’re just tired of sucking?

I’m guessing so, or you wouldn’t be here looking for answers.

It’s okay, you’ve got lots of company, but if you’re ready to step up, then you’re in the right place.

I am here to teach you:

• how to be awesome
• how to make your blog awesome
• how to become incredibly rich by selling info products about how to sell info products

There are a million and ten blogs out there promising to make you money, increase traffic, improve your SEO, and double the length of you diggler, but all those other cats are just licking their paws at the foot of my throne.  I am the King, and this is the Bestest Blog Ever!

You’ll learn all kinds of great stuff here. Stuff those other sites won’t tell you, because they aren’t really your friends.

I’m your only friend now.

Since we’re friends, I guess you probably want to know a bit about me.

I’m a 20-something guy who got kicked out of Cornell my sophomore year.  Don’t ask why, just wait and read it.  It’s chapters five and six in my memoir, right after that little incident with a certain celebrity, a video and a cease and desist order.

I figured that since I’ve got the time, why not bless all you lucky bastards with a bit of my wisdom. You see, I spend a lot of time reading these here internets and I’ve picked up a thing or two. I know what works, and I can plot the path to perfection.

“But Danny,” you say, “who the hell are you to tell me how to be great?”

And I thought we were friends. Friends don’t judge.

You should trust me because I’m great at EVERYTHING I do.

Yeah, that’s how I roll.

Hope you stay, but if you don’t, it’s cool.  It probably would’ve ended badly anyway. I would’ve needed my space and you’d likely have gotten possessive like you always do. Next thing I know, you’ll be standing outside my gas station with a radio over your head all Lloyd Dobler like, while Peter Gabriel croons “In your eyes.”

Jesus, you’re weird.

So join me as we kick the world’s ass!

Danny Podge